I don't have to tell you that the honorable clover has been put on for far too many years. I am here to take a stand and recognize one special clover that saved his money and graduated from college. He got called many names like "Dumb Green Round Thing", "Stupid Leaf", "You Make My Skin Itch" but he pushed on and finally got that degree that made his momma clover so proud. Some may say that people graduate from college everyday and that it doesn't warrant a t-shirt, but those people are maybe a little jealous. This clover fought hard even though it was born with only 3 leaves and missing the "lucky" 4th leaf. I said my peace and hope that you buy this shirt in honor of all the clover out there that couldn't make it because people put them down or dogs ate them so they wouldn't throw up. Also, 50% of the profit from this shirt will go the the Foundation to Educate Tri-Leafed Inner City Plants*. * This is not a real charity and I will keep all the profits for myself but I will probably spend some on making even more cool t-shirts. I have also never met this clover and am using his likeness without its permission. |
