background: Date of Birth: About 12 seconds after God created man. God could think of nothing better to clothe his finest creation and God didn't want to see a bunch of dudes with their shirts off. Place of Birth: A row of corn planted by God himself but he is seriously representing for the Dirty South. Favorite Phrase: <See Picture> Second Favorite Phrase: Go Shuck Yourself Favorite Activity: Corny spends most days relaxing by the creek thinking about things and waiting on you to get home from school, work or where ever it is that you go during the day. Once he sees you coming up the drive he kicks it into high gear and the party is started. Luckily he has called all your friends and they are waiting, too. Well the party was awesome and at the end of the night you know you are always going to get lucky because Corny Knows You Da Man!!! personal note: This is the #1 best-selling shirt on fatdoug.com and there is a reason for that. The reason is that he is my favorite child and I treat him better than the others. That isn't right but it is true. |
