I figure that I have shot about 27 people in my short time on this planet, but my favorite city to let a man meet my nine-mili would have to be Reno. Johnny Cash told her he would write a song about that one and I promised him I would make a shirt about it. Now that ol' Johnny isn't with us anymore I thought it was about time to follow up on it.
I don't condone shooting random people but if a man insults your momma or your horse then maybe he's got it coming. Even if you never popped a cap in someone you can still buy this shirt and feel like a big man. I addition to raising your status in your gang it will also let everyone know that you like to travel and gamble responsibly.
If people don't buy this shirt then I will be forced to shoot someone in Cleveland and make a shirt about that next.
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